v36.9: Robot, I am

Good morning folks,

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I've come to the conclusion that I am a Robot.  While my insides may not be a clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk, I am still considered a robot by definition:

A robot is an automatically guided machine, able to do tasks on its own. Another common characteristic is that by its appearance or movements, a robot often conveys a sense that it has intent or agency of its own.

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v33.0: Week of Hell

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As the title suggests, this has been a week of hell for me.  Typically the work week is fairly busy and there are a lot of things said and done that make little to no sense at all, but this week has been especially frustrating.  Maybe I'm just getting tired of what I'm doing; restless and wanting to do more with my life perhaps.

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v32.8: Life Lessons

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Sometimes life isn't fair.  If I've learned anything in the short 30+ years I've been around, it is that.  My parents tried to teach me a lot of life's hard lessons, but a lot of them I had to "see" for myself.  If I could go back, I'd listen to my parents, they are the professors of life lived.

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v32.4: Hard.Times

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I've been having some difficulty getting motivated lately.  We've had some family "troubles" crop up (as they always do) and as a result my mind has been elsewhere.  I won't get into details as those are better left in private.  I do want to apologize to everyone for the lack of updates.

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v31.4: World of Real Life

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Here  I am again writing in the evening.  Another long day at work with little to no time to sit and focus on writing.  Even now I struggle keeping focus.  Is this the end of my musings?

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v30.3: Things That Make Me Smile

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Have you ever taken the time to write down the things that make you smile?  These past couple weeks I've been struggling with writing ideas.  I partly blame work because by the time I get home each day my brain is a mess and when I get to the office in the morning I'm busy from the moment my ass hits the chair.  There never seems to be any good time to write anymore.

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v30.1: Break Free from High Priced Groceries

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For most of us, making ends meet is a fine art.  The worry and stress that comes from the lack of money flow is enough to drive anyone insane.  In our house, we constantly struggle with our budget and we often need to let certain things slide in order to take care of the more important things like food.  Food is a necessity for life and as such, should be your first priority.

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v29.3: Life Scripted

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Ever feel like you life is a play scripted for the enjoyment of some higher being?  You go through the motions every day as if some unseen force is watching you and taking joy in the show.  I sometimes feel this way, in fact, I have started writing a story about it.

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v28.8: Testticulating Thursday

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We have been blessed with another day on this planet.  A plant which is spinning in circles as it rotates around a massive ball of fire somewhere in the galaxy.  Just to give you an idea of how fast we're moving; if the earth were to sudden come to a stop, the force of the stop would be so great those of us on the farside of the earth would be projected off into space while the rest of us on the near side of the earth would be flattened like pancakes.  That is, of course, if the earth didn't crumble to pieces and break apart like a moist straight from the oven biscuit. Mmmm

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v28.7: One Step At A Time

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The mind is truely an amazing thing and a terrible thing to waste.  Using nothing but our minds we are able to trick our bodies into thinking we are somewhere else or create an alternate reality whenever we feel like it.  The mind can also be a dangerous thing because it sometimes causes us to dream up "realities" that are not real which can cause stress and anxiety.

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v28.6: Never Enough Time

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It is Friday!  We have been blessed with yet another weekend and for some of us, a long weekend.  I am lucky enough to have the day off today as well as Monday so I have an extra long weekend ahead of me.

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