v28.8: Testticulating Thursday

Good morning folks,

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We have been blessed with another day on this planet.  A plant which is spinning in circles as it rotates around a massive ball of fire somewhere in the galaxy.  Just to give you an idea of how fast we're moving; if the earth were to sudden come to a stop, the force of the stop would be so great those of us on the farside of the earth would be projected off into space while the rest of us on the near side of the earth would be flattened like pancakes.  That is, of course, if the earth didn't crumble to pieces and break apart like a moist straight from the oven biscuit. Mmmm

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