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I've come to the conclusion that I am a Robot. While my insides may not be a clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk, I am still considered a robot by definition:
A robot is an automatically guided machine, able to do tasks on its own. Another common characteristic is that by its appearance or movements, a robot often conveys a sense that it has intent or agency of its own.
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